"...the cloth-brained, soul-sapping nullity of the age in which we are doomed to live"

http://www.guardian.co.uk/football/blog/2010/aug/05/england-frank-lampard-ipod

Marina Hyde, you are a woman of wisdom!

Woe unto the Nations!

Woe to the miserable sinners of the city of London! A Judgement upon all those who heed not the call, but listen to Rihanna on their iPods! Lament, all ye who - failing to take note of the final warnings - did not make straight their paths but merely read a free newspaper on their comute home!

O Wicked City!

If Cameron genuinely believed in his absurd 'Big Society' he would be tackling the increasing G-dlessness and disorder in our 'community' by encouraging itinerant preachers of all descriptions and denominations to spread the message of their respective religions in the streets. Some could be on foot, some could preach from a small open-topped vehicle such as a Fiat 500 with sunroof.

If the 'Brokeback Coalition' really wanted to make a start in fixing our broken nation, they would be implementing the above by means of small grants or tax incentives for preachers.

What is the point of a Broadband 'service provider' (name omitted to protect the guilty fools!) suggesting I check online for help and assistance on how to troubleshoot my internet connection problems *when I am unable to connect to the Internet in the first place* - my reason for seeking assistance?

I hold no brief for crazed spree killers of any description, who should rightfully be condemned, but sometimes I wonder that I have not yet run amok in the streets with heavy weaponry.