Thursday, 18 October 2007

Ben Fogle - strutting popinjay

This Ben Fogle character is really a dreadful strutting popinjay, isn't he? Doubtless, many badgers, shrews, dormice and other woodland creatures despise him for poking, manhandling and waking them so regularly for his vacuous TV programmes. One can only hope that one day they will burn this fop inside some sort of Wicker Man.

3 comments:

Sleepy Dave said...

BURN HIM!!!! Kill him in the face! Shove him in a barrel of adders and push it down a lift shaft!!!

Anthony Brock said...

I take it that you are no fan of the detested fop?

Sleepy Dave said...

I think that I can speak for the entire dormouse community when I say that Fogle is the anti-Christ. There are not many subjects which rouse us to righteous indignation (because frankly, we are very tired most of the time) but the fact that fop is still drawing breath, and further more, is parading his vacuous face on national television on a semi-regular basis, is an insult to all woodland creatures. He must be DESTROYED!!!
Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm off for a kip.